Funny Quotes – Gasoline

May 31, 2007

 Funny Quotes – Gasoline

At the gas station near my house they have a slot on the pump for your credit card, and one right next to it for your 401-K.

– Jay Leno

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Quote of the Day

May 10, 2007

Quote of the Day

We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
– Alfred North Whitehead

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day is the Winner of the Blog of the Day Award

May 10, 2007

Quote of the Day is a Winner of the Blog of the Day Award for today.

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Quote of the Day – America

May 9, 2007

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihood — the virtues that made America.
– Theodore Roosevelt, 1917


Quote of the Day

May 8, 2007

Quote of the Day

Success is one thing you can’t pay for. You buy it on the instalment plan and make payments every day.
– Unknown


Quote of the Day – James Thurber

May 7, 2007

Quote of the Day

“All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.” 

– James Thurber


Quote of the Day

May 6, 2007

Quote of the Day

“A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.”
– Patricia Neal