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Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools speak because they have to say something
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Computers

Home computers are the perfect thing for women who don’t

feel that men provide them with enough frustration.

~Bill Gates (1955- )

Famous Quotes Quote of the Day - Statistics

He used statistics the way a drunkard uses lampposts - for support, not
illumination.

Andrew Lang

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 When one find’s oneself in a hole of one’s own making, it is a good time to examine the quality of the workmanship.
- John Renmerde

Quote of the Day - Pain

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don’t seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
- Emo Philips

Funny Quotes - Quote of the Day

If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
- Margaret Thatcher

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One out of every three Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your two best friends. If they are okay, then it must be you.
- George Carlin

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Famous Quotes - Annoying People - Quote of the Day

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people that annoy me.
- Fred Allen