Quote of the Day - Funny Quotes

April 29, 2007

Quote of the Day - Funny Quotes

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. 
- W. C. Fields 1879-1946, American Actor

Funny Jokes


Quote of the Day

April 27, 2007

The only way for a rich man to be healthy is by exercise and abstinence, to live as if he were poor. 
- Sir William Temple 1628-1699, British Diplomat, Essayist


Quote of the Day - Abstinence

March 26, 2007

Complete abstinence is easier than perfect moderation. 
- St. Augustine 354-430, Numidian-born Bishop of Hippo, Theologian