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Christmas Jokes- Funny Christmas Joke June 5, 2009CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies [...]quotes
- Funny Christmas Joke May 25, 2009The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of [. […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Chanukah Joke May 15, 2009TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS 10. There’s no “Donny and Marie Chanukah Special.” 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 8. No need to clean the chimney. 7. There’s no latke-nog. 6. Burl Ives doesn’t sing Chanukah songs. 5. You won’t be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals. 4. You won’ […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Eggnog Joke May 10, 2009Your Eggnog’s Too Strong If you see a fat man … Who’s jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it… Your eggnog’s too strong!!!quotes
- Funny Christmas Jokes May 5, 2009The Christmas that [Bill] O’Reilly and his allies are promoting, one closely aligned with retailers, with a smack-down attitude toward non-observers – fits with their campaign to make America more like a theocracy, with Christian displays on public property and Christian prayer in public schools. It does not, however, appear to be catching on wit […]quotes
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- Christmas Quotes June 10, 2009Wish you all A Merry Christmas, May the Joys of the season Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer. May the chimes of Christmas glory Add up more shine and spread Smiles across the miles, To-day & In the New Year. -Rosie Cashquotes
- Famous Holiday Quote May 31, 2009Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. - Helen Steiner Ricequotes
- Famous Christmas Eve Quote May 15, 2009Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever. - Bess Streeter Aldrichquotes
- Famous Birth of Christ Quote May 5, 2009And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying in a manger. - St. Luke ii.quotes
- Famous Christmas Quote April 30, 2009And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people. “For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. – St. Luke iiquotes
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- Holiday Rompope DrinkRompope Christmas A lovely creamy drink similar to egg-nog. Rum flavors this wonderful holiday drink. INGREDIENTS: 6 cups milk 1 1/2 cups sugar 8 egg yolks 1/3 cup blanched almonds 1/2 cinnamon stick 1/2 cup to 1 cup premium rum PREPARATION: Simmer milk and sugar until mixture is hot, but not burning. Process the almonds in ...
- Christmas Pumpkin RollChristmas Pumpkin Roll Ingredients: 3 eggs 1 cup sugar 2/3 cup pumpkin 1 cup chopped nuts 3/4 cup flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/2 tsp. ginger 1/2 tsp. nutmug 1/2 tsp. salt Filling: 1 cup powdered ...
- Holiday Cinnamon Sugar KnotsHoliday Cinnamon Sugar Knots Ingredients 2 tbsp. sugar 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 11 oz. refigerated breadstick dough 1 serving cooking spray, butter flavored Directions Preheat oven to 375° F. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. In a small bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. Mix well and set aside. ...
- Christmas Berry Asparagus SaladChristmas Berry Asparagus Salad 1 lb. fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1" pieces 3 TB extra virgin olive oil, divided 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ground black pepper 8 cups spring mixed salad greens 3 cups fresh strawberries, sliced 1/2 small red onion, thinly sliced 1/2 cup toasted walnuts, chopped 2 TB balsamic vinegar 1/2 tsp. sugar In a ...
- Holiday Sauteed Green BeansHoliday Sauteed Green Beans 1 lb green beans, trimmed 3 slices bacon 1 pkg(10 oz) white mushrooms, stemmed and sliced 1 shallot, peeled and chopped 1 tsp dried thyme In saucepot over high heat, cook green beans in 2 quarts boiling water 3min, or until crisp tender; drain and plunge into ice water. In nonstick ...
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- Walter Cronkite Quotes July 1, 2009Walter Cronkite Quotes Famous Quotes by Walter Cronkite Walter Cronkite was the anchor of the evening TV news show called “The CBS Evening News” for many years (from 1962 until 1981) and became known as “the most trusted man in America.” Walter Cronkite’s most famous quote is this one which he used to end his broadcast for [...]quotes
- Famous 4th of July Quotes June 30, 2009Fourth of July quotes, Independence Day quotes Where liberty dwells, there is my country. Benjamin Franklinquotes
- Famous 4th of July Abraham Lincoln Quote June 29, 2009Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves. Abraham Lincolnquotes
- Famous 4th of July Quotes June 28, 2009May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! Daniel Websterquotes
- Famous 4th of July Quote – Gettysburg Address June 27, 2009Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Abraham Lincoln, The Gettysburg Address, 1863quotes
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- Walter Cronkite Sayings July 1, 2009Walter Cronkite Quotes Famous Quotes by Walter Cronkite Walter Cronkite was the anchor of the evening TV news show called “The CBS Evening News” for many years (from 1962 until 1981) and became known as “the most trusted man in America.” Walter Cronkite’s most famous quote is this one which he used to end his broadcast for [...]personalpolitics
- 4th of July Sayings June 30, 2009It is the love of country that has lighted and that keeps glowing the holy fire of patriotism. -J. Horace McFarland Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: 4th of July quote, 4th of July Quotes, 4th of July Saying, 4th of July Sayings, quote, Quotes, Saying, Sayings [...]quotes
- 4th of July Sayings June 29, 2009The birth of America is something that has long been celebrated with patriotism and enthusiasm. “Happy Birthday America” this year on the 4th. – Author Unknown Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: 4th of July quote, 4th of July Quotes, 4th of July Saying, 4th of July Sayings, quote, Quotes, [...]quotes
- 4th of July Sayings June 28, 2009The United States is the only country with a known birthday. -James G. Blaine Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: 4th of July quote, 4th of July Quotes, 4th of July Saying, 4th of July Sayings, quote, Quotes, Saying, Sayingsquotes
- 4th of July – Washington Saying June 27, 2009“The preservation of the sacred fire of liberty and the destiny of the republican model of government are justly considered… deeply, …finally, staked on the experiment entrusted to the hands of the American people.” - George Washington Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayings […]quotes
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- Food for thought July 2, 2009You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for ones self-respect to be a punching bag. ~Edward Koch~ Other people?s expectations can be ourRose Casey
- Failure July 2, 2009The people with whom you work reflect your own attitude. If you are suspicious, unfriendly and condescending, you will find these unlovely traits echoed allStanley Liszewski
- Food for thought June 26, 2009"Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. Today, this hour, this minute is the day,Rose Casey
- love type quotes for you June 25, 2009"We're blessed; this is a community marriage with people invested in it, and we've got a lot of love and support around us. When things get rough, our coachChezon Jackson
- Food for thought June 25, 2009So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be spilt. ~William Shakespeare~ Investment in stocks are like relationships in life ?Rose Casey
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- Famous QuotesNever claim as a right what you can ask as a favor - Churton Collins
- August 2008 horoscopeAugust 2008 horoscope 2008 August Horoscopes are up in the Astrology section at the Phoenix Arizona News Site Horoscopes August 2008 Leo (July 22 - August 22) With the Solar Eclipse New Moon in Leo you may get the boost in respect and promotion that you deserve. As you read in Signs of ...
- Quotes on your PastDon't look back, the bridge is gone. ~Chief Strong Eyes
- Quote on Friendship"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods." Aristotle
- Acting Quotes Actor and Actress QuotesAll actors are cattle. Actually, all actors are not cattle, but should be treated as such. Alfred Hitchcock Famous Quotes
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- Funny Little Johnny Joke June 7, 2009Little Johnny Meets Obama Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Glass of Water Joke June 6, 2009Glass of WaterOne night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Fiveminutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me aglass of water!?!''''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.''A minute later the boy screamed, ''Dad!! Can you PLEASE getme a glass of water?''''No. You had […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Lil' Johnny Joke June 5, 2009Buying a horseLil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as hisfather moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down thehorses' legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop,why are you doing that?""Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure they are healthy, andin good shape b […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Hiring Joke June 4, 2009Are You Hiring?A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Areyou hiring any help?" she asked."No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need.""Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she saidFunny Jokeswbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Bachelor Joke June 3, 2009A Guide To Food Spoilage For Bachelors.....Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the eggis probably past its prime.Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.Flour: If it wiggles...it's spoiled.Lettuce: Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
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- Lights on an Empty Street July 2, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Thurs, July 2, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Lights on an Empty StreetTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards […]Bill Austin
- Denise on the Radio July 2, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Thurs, July 2, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Denise on the RadioTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogsp […]Bill Austin
- The Knowledgement & Mind Expansive Company July 1, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Wed, July 1, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to The Knowledgement & Mind Expansive CompanyTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog A […]Bill Austin
- Just 4 U Fit July 1, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Wed, July 1, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Just 4 U FitTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot famous […]Bill Austin
- Monkeyprofit June 30, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday June 30, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to MonkeyprofitTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot fa […]Bill Austin
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