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Christmas Jokes- Funny Christmas Joke June 5, 2009CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies [...]quotes
- Funny Christmas Joke May 25, 2009The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of [. […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Chanukah Joke May 15, 2009TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS 10. There’s no “Donny and Marie Chanukah Special.” 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 8. No need to clean the chimney. 7. There’s no latke-nog. 6. Burl Ives doesn’t sing Chanukah songs. 5. You won’t be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals. 4. You won’ […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Eggnog Joke May 10, 2009Your Eggnog’s Too Strong If you see a fat man … Who’s jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it… Your eggnog’s too strong!!!quotes
- Funny Christmas Jokes May 5, 2009The Christmas that [Bill] O’Reilly and his allies are promoting, one closely aligned with retailers, with a smack-down attitude toward non-observers – fits with their campaign to make America more like a theocracy, with Christian displays on public property and Christian prayer in public schools. It does not, however, appear to be catching on wit […]quotes
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- Christmas Quotes June 10, 2009Wish you all A Merry Christmas, May the Joys of the season Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer. May the chimes of Christmas glory Add up more shine and spread Smiles across the miles, To-day & In the New Year. -Rosie Cashquotes
- Famous Holiday Quote May 31, 2009Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. - Helen Steiner Ricequotes
- Famous Christmas Eve Quote May 15, 2009Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever. - Bess Streeter Aldrichquotes
- Famous Birth of Christ Quote May 5, 2009And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying in a manger. - St. Luke ii.quotes
- Famous Christmas Quote April 30, 2009And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people. “For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. – St. Luke iiquotes
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- Holiday Rompope DrinkRompope Christmas A lovely creamy drink similar to egg-nog. Rum flavors this wonderful holiday drink. INGREDIENTS: 6 cups milk 1 1/2 cups sugar 8 egg yolks 1/3 cup blanched almonds 1/2 cinnamon stick 1/2 cup to 1 cup premium rum PREPARATION: Simmer milk and sugar until mixture is hot, but not burning. Process the almonds in ...
- Christmas Pumpkin RollChristmas Pumpkin Roll Ingredients: 3 eggs 1 cup sugar 2/3 cup pumpkin 1 cup chopped nuts 3/4 cup flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/2 tsp. ginger 1/2 tsp. nutmug 1/2 tsp. salt Filling: 1 cup powdered ...
- Holiday Cinnamon Sugar KnotsHoliday Cinnamon Sugar Knots Ingredients 2 tbsp. sugar 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 11 oz. refigerated breadstick dough 1 serving cooking spray, butter flavored Directions Preheat oven to 375° F. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. In a small bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. Mix well and set aside. ...
- Christmas Berry Asparagus SaladChristmas Berry Asparagus Salad 1 lb. fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1" pieces 3 TB extra virgin olive oil, divided 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ground black pepper 8 cups spring mixed salad greens 3 cups fresh strawberries, sliced 1/2 small red onion, thinly sliced 1/2 cup toasted walnuts, chopped 2 TB balsamic vinegar 1/2 tsp. sugar In a ...
- Holiday Sauteed Green BeansHoliday Sauteed Green Beans 1 lb green beans, trimmed 3 slices bacon 1 pkg(10 oz) white mushrooms, stemmed and sliced 1 shallot, peeled and chopped 1 tsp dried thyme In saucepot over high heat, cook green beans in 2 quarts boiling water 3min, or until crisp tender; drain and plunge into ice water. In nonstick ...
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- Quotes on Happiness July 9, 2009It doesn’t interest me how old you are, I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love, for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive. Oriah Mountain Dreamerquotes
- Quotes – Happines July 8, 2009The road to happiness lies in two simple principles: find what it is that interests you and that you can do well, and when you find it, put your whole soul into it — every bit of energy and ambition and natural ability you have. John D. Rockefeller III Let everyone sweep in front of his [...]quotes
- Famous Quotes – Learn July 6, 2009Creativity is inventing, experimenting, growing, taking risks, breaking rules, making mistakes, and having fun. Mary Lou Cookquotes
- Famous Quotes on Learning July 5, 2009“Honest differences are often a healthy sign of progress.” Mahatma Gandhiquotes
- Quotes – Learn July 4, 2009“Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.” Og Mandinoquotes
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- Sayings – Friends July 9, 2009It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. Euripedes Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings July 8, 2009“We will not remember the words of our enemies but the silence fo our friends”Martin Luther King Jr. ” A man’s reach should exceed his grasp or what’s a heaven for? “ Robert Browning Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. Plato Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings […]quotes
- Famous Sayings on Children July 6, 2009Take care of your children, children sadly, bring in more money, in prostitution, and are easy targets for the pimps. -Rosie Cash Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings – Children July 5, 2009Anyone who hates children and animals can’t be all bad. -W. C. Fields Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Famous Sayings – Success July 4, 2009It is wonderful to be in on the creation of something, see it used, and then walk away and smile at it. Lady Bird Johnson (1912- ) American First Lady Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
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- Food for thought July 9, 2009"Good and evil both increase at compound interest. That is why the little decisions you and I make every day are of such infinite importance." -- C.S. LewisRose Casey
- Tolerance July 9, 2009It is wonderful to be in on the creation of something, see it used, and then walk away and smile at it. Lady Bird Johnson (1912- ) Many men owe the grandeur ofStanley Liszewski
- Right July 9, 2009The life that conquers is the life that moves with a steady resolution and persistence toward a predetermined goal. Those who succeed are those who haveStanley Liszewski
- Food for thought July 9, 2009The sculptor produces the beautiful statue by chipping away such parts of the marble block as are not needed - it is a process of elimination. ~Elbert Hubbard~Rose Casey
- I July 8, 2009Man is so made that whenever anything fires his soul, impossibilities vanish. Jean de la Fontaine I am not bound to win, but I am bound to be true. I am notStanley Liszewski
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- Famous QuotesNever claim as a right what you can ask as a favor - Churton Collins
- August 2008 horoscopeAugust 2008 horoscope 2008 August Horoscopes are up in the Astrology section at the Phoenix Arizona News Site Horoscopes August 2008 Leo (July 22 - August 22) With the Solar Eclipse New Moon in Leo you may get the boost in respect and promotion that you deserve. As you read in Signs of ...
- Quotes on your PastDon't look back, the bridge is gone. ~Chief Strong Eyes
- Quote on Friendship"Without friends no one would choose to live, though he had all other goods." Aristotle
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- Funny Little Johnny Joke June 7, 2009Little Johnny Meets Obama Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Glass of Water Joke June 6, 2009Glass of WaterOne night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Fiveminutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me aglass of water!?!''''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.''A minute later the boy screamed, ''Dad!! Can you PLEASE getme a glass of water?''''No. You had […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Lil' Johnny Joke June 5, 2009Buying a horseLil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as hisfather moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down thehorses' legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop,why are you doing that?""Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure they are healthy, andin good shape b […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Hiring Joke June 4, 2009Are You Hiring?A woman walked up to the manager of a department store. "Areyou hiring any help?" she asked."No," he said. "We already have all the staff we need.""Then would you mind getting someone to wait on me?" she saidFunny Jokeswbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Bachelor Joke June 3, 2009A Guide To Food Spoilage For Bachelors.....Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the eggis probably past its prime.Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.Flour: If it wiggles...it's spoiled.Lettuce: Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
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- One of 365 July 10, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Fri, July 10, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to One of 365Technorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot famous […]Bill Austin
- My Little Norway July 9, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Thurs, July 9, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to My Little NorwayTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot […]Bill Austin
- An Aerial Armadillo July 9, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Thurs, July 9, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to An Aerial ArmadilloTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogsp […]Bill Austin
- Funny Jokes, Pics and Stories July 8, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Wed, July 8, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Funny Jokes, Pics and StoriesTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Award […]Bill Austin
- Singletease July 7, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 7, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to SingleteaseTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot famo […]Bill Austin
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