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Christmas Jokes- Funny Christmas Joke June 5, 2009CHANGING CHRISTMAS: A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated. . . Please read the following carefully: I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies [...]quotes
- Funny Christmas Joke May 25, 2009The Politically Correct 12 Days Of Christmas On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 18-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of [...] […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Chanukah Joke May 15, 2009TOP 10 REASONS WHY CHANUKAH IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS 10. There’s no “Donny and Marie Chanukah Special.” 9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). 8. No need to clean the chimney. 7. There’s no latke-nog. 6. Burl Ives doesn’t sing Chanukah songs. 5. You won’t be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals. 4. You won’ […]quotes
- Funny Christmas Eggnog Joke May 10, 2009Your Eggnog’s Too Strong If you see a fat man … Who’s jolly and cute, wearing a beard and a red flannel suit, and if he is chuckling and laughing away, while flying around in a miniature sleigh with eight tiny reindeer to pull him along, then lets face it… Your eggnog’s too strong!!!quotes
- Funny Christmas Jokes May 5, 2009The Christmas that [Bill] O’Reilly and his allies are promoting, one closely aligned with retailers, with a smack-down attitude toward non-observers – fits with their campaign to make America more like a theocracy, with Christian displays on public property and Christian prayer in public schools. It does not, however, appear to be catching on wit […]quotes
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- Christmas Quotes June 10, 2009Wish you all A Merry Christmas, May the Joys of the season Fill your heart with goodwill and cheer. May the chimes of Christmas glory Add up more shine and spread Smiles across the miles, To-day & In the New Year. -Rosie Cashquotes
- Famous Holiday Quote May 31, 2009Peace on earth will come to stay, When we live Christmas every day. - Helen Steiner Ricequotes
- Famous Christmas Eve Quote May 15, 2009Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart… filled it, too, with a melody that would last forever. - Bess Streeter Aldrichquotes
- Famous Birth of Christ Quote May 5, 2009And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, Lying in a manger. - St. Luke ii.quotes
- Famous Christmas Quote April 30, 2009And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings of great joy, Which shall be to all people. “For unto you is born this day in the city of David A Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. – St. Luke iiquotes
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- Holiday Rompope DrinkRompope Christmas A lovely creamy drink similar to egg-nog. Rum flavors this wonderful holiday drink. INGREDIENTS: 6 cups milk 1 1/2 cups sugar 8 egg yolks 1/3 cup blanched almonds 1/2 cinnamon stick 1/2 cup to 1 cup premium rum PREPARATION: Simmer milk and sugar until mixture is hot, but not burning. Process the almonds in a food processer until a paste for […]
- Christmas Pumpkin RollChristmas Pumpkin Roll Ingredients: 3 eggs 1 cup sugar 2/3 cup pumpkin 1 cup chopped nuts 3/4 cup flour 1 tsp. baking powder 1 tsp. cinnamon 1/2 tsp. ginger 1/2 tsp. nutmug 1/2 tsp. salt Filling: 1 cup powdered sugar 2 cream cheese — (3oz.) 4 Tbsp. butter 1 tsp. vanilla Beat 3 eggs at high speed for 5 min. Gradually beat in 1 cup sugar.Pour in 2/3 pump […]
- Holiday Cinnamon Sugar KnotsHoliday Cinnamon Sugar Knots Ingredients 2 tbsp. sugar 1/2 tsp. ground cinnamon 11 oz. refigerated breadstick dough 1 serving cooking spray, butter flavored Directions Preheat oven to 375° F. Coat a large baking sheet with cooking spray. In a small bowl, combine sugar and cinnamon. Mix well and set aside. Unroll breadsticks and cut each in half lengthwise, [ […]
- Christmas Berry Asparagus SaladChristmas Berry Asparagus Salad 1 lb. fresh asparagus, trimmed and cut into 1″ pieces 3 TB extra virgin olive oil, divided 1/4 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. ground black pepper 8 cups spring mixed salad greens 3 cups fresh strawberries, sliced 1/2 small red onion, thinly sliced 1/2 cup toasted walnuts, chopped 2 TB balsamic vinegar 1/2 tsp. sugar In a bowl toss t […]
- Holiday Sauteed Green BeansHoliday Sauteed Green Beans 1 lb green beans, trimmed 3 slices bacon 1 pkg(10 oz) white mushrooms, stemmed and sliced 1 shallot, peeled and chopped 1 tsp dried thyme In saucepot over high heat, cook green beans in 2 quarts boiling water 3min, or until crisp tender; drain and plunge into ice water. In nonstick skillet over medium heat, cook bacon 5min, [...] […]
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- Funny Quotes September 19, 2009Funny Quotes Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils - Louis Hector Berlioz Funny Quotes The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Blochazhttp
- Labor Day September 5, 2009Labor Day Labor Day differs in every essential from other holidays of the year in any country. All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflict and battles of man’s prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day is [...]quotes
- Famous Quotes – Natural September 5, 2009Famous Quotes – Natural Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C.S. Lewis Arizona Museum of Natural History Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important - Lisa Hoffmanazhttp
- Famous Bible Quotes July 31, 20091 Pet 2:24: He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, so that we might die to sins and live for righteousness; by his wounds you have been healed. Bible Sayingquotes
- Famous Bible Verses July 30, 2009John 11:25: Jesus said to her, “I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in me will live, even though he dies; Verse of the Dayquotes
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- Bible Sayings July 31, 2009Phil 4:7: And the peace of God, which transcends all understanding, will guard your hearts and your minds in Christ Jesus. Bible Sayings Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Sayings July 30, 20091 Pet 5:7: Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you. Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Sayings July 29, 2009Rom 6:23: For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord. Bible Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayings Tagged: Bible Quotes, Bible Sayings, Bible Verses, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Verses July 28, 2009Isa 55:8: “For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways,” declares the LORD. Verse of the Day Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
- Bible Verses July 27, 2009Matt 6:33: But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Daily Bible Verse Posted in Famous Quotes, Famous Sayings, Quotations, Quotes, Sayingsquotes
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- Love October 2, 2009There is nothing so comfortable as money, - but nothing so defiling if it be come by unworthily; nothing so comfortable, but nothing so noxious if the mind beStanley Liszewski
- Life October 2, 2009A life without purpose is a languid, drifting thing; Every day we ought to review our purpose, saying to ourselves: This day let me make a sound beginning, forStanley Liszewski
- Character October 2, 2009Man is happy only as he finds work worth doing -- and does it well. E. Merrill Root (1895-1973) When a work lifts your spirits and inspires bold and nobleStanley Liszewski
- Food for thought October 2, 2009Far more crucial than what we know or do not know is what we do not want to know. One often obtains a clue to a person's nature by discovering the reasons forRose Casey
- Food for thought October 2, 2009Peace with a club in hand is war. ~Portuguese Proverb~ In the name of peace, we are tearing each other to pieces. -Rosie Cash ..............................Rose Casey
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- Famous Quotes – Carl SaganFamous Quotes - Carl Sagan If you wish to make an apple pie truly from scratch, you must first invent the universe. - Carl Sagan Jokes Quotes Recipes
- Famous Quotes – Anton ChekhovMan has been endowed with reason, with the power to create, so that he can add to what he's been given. Anton Chekhov (1860-1904) Famous Quotes
- Famous QuotesNever claim as a right what you can ask as a favor - Churton Collins
- August 2008 horoscopeAugust 2008 horoscope 2008 August Horoscopes are up in the Astrology section at the Phoenix Arizona News Site Horoscopes August 2008 Leo (July 22 - August 22) With the Solar Eclipse New Moon in Leo you may get the boost in respect and promotion that you deserve. As you read in Signs of ...
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- Song Quotes July 30, 2009Song QuotesThe good ole days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.- Billy Joel That ain't working. That's the way you do it. ... Get your money for nothing and your chicks for free.- Dire Straitswbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- PMS and Mad Cow Disease July 30, 2009Q. Why is the term, PMS, used to describe difficult behavior displayed by women?A. The term, Mad Cow Disease, was already in use.Funny Jokeswbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Little Johnny Joke June 7, 2009Little Johnny Meets Obama Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'? So our illustrious president asked the […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Glass of Water Joke June 6, 2009Glass of WaterOne night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Fiveminutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me aglass of water!?!''''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.''A minute later the boy screamed, ''Dad!! Can you PLEASE getme a glass of water?''''No. You had […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
- Funny Lil' Johnny Joke June 5, 2009Buying a horseLil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as hisfather moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down thehorses' legs, rump and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop,why are you doing that?""Because I'm buying horses. I have to make sure they are healthy, andin good shape b […]wbaustin@worldnet.att.net (Bill Austin)
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- Journal: High School July 28, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 28, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Journal: High SchoolTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blo […]Bill Austin
- My Gamer Diary July 28, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 28, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to My Gamer DiaryTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot […]Bill Austin
- ShaunJudy July 28, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 28, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to ShaunJudyTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot famou […]Bill Austin
- PEGS Poets July 28, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 28, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to Pegs PoetsTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot famo […]Bill Austin
- My Life My Way July 28, 2009Blog of the Day Awards for Tuesday July 28, 2009A Blog of the Day Award goes to My Life My WayTechnorati TagsBlog Award Blog Awards winner Bloggers Blogs Awards Blogging Bloggies Weblogs Weblog Award of the day Award web online nominations Internet Blog of the Day Awards Blog of the Day Award Blog of the Day BOTDA winners Weblog Award Weblog Awards blogspot […]Bill Austin
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