Funny Quotes - Gasoline

 Funny Quotes - Gasoline

At the gas station near my house they have a slot on the pump for your credit card, and one right next to it for your 401-K.

- Jay Leno

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Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

We think in generalities, but we live in detail.
- Alfred North Whitehead

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Quote of the Day - America

Americanism means the virtues of courage, honor, justice, truth, sincerity, and hardihood — the virtues that made America.
- Theodore Roosevelt, 1917

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

Success is one thing you can’t pay for. You buy it on the instalment plan and make payments every day.
- Unknown

Quote of the Day - James Thurber

Quote of the Day

“All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.” 

- James Thurber

Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day

“A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.”
- Patricia Neal

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Quote of the Day

“Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.”
- Og Mandino

Quote of the Day - Happiness in Life

Quote of the Day

The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love and something to hope for.
- Joseph Addison

Life’s Big Prizes - Quote of the Day

Life’s Big Prizes - Quote of the Day

Most of us miss out on life’s big prizes. The Pulitzer. The Nobel. Oscars. Tonys. Emmys. But we’re all eligible for life’s small pleasures. A pat on the back. A kiss behind the ear. A four-pound bass. A full moon. An empty parking space. A crackling fire. A great meal. A glorious sunset. Hot soup. Cold beer.

- Unknown